Position: GENERAL MANAGER
Name: ABBY MONAHAN AKA QUEEN BEE, GUARDED BY T-UNIT
Signature drink: SLIGHTLY STOMPED GRAPES SERVED OVER ICE WITH A SPLASH OF SODA
This local Montauk gal is better known as the queen bee of The Sloppy Tuna's hive. Abby was born, bred, and possibly conceived in Ditch Plains Beach, Montauk's famous surfing enclave. The daughter of the infamous Ditch Witch and the only carpenter since Jesus to walk on water, Abby's passion in life is to open and run restaurants. After opening two well known establishments on Long Island's East End, Abby is in now at the helm of The Sloppy Tuna in its inaugural season.
"I'm on it"
Name: JOHN ESPOSITO AKA ESPO
Signature drink: BUD BOTTLE
"Speech is silver, but silence is golden"
Name: PETE AKA AUSSIE PETE
Signature drink: THE CHUM BUCKET
Birthed by a wallaby, Aussie Pete was born with a cricket bat in one hand and a beer bottle in the other. Pete brought the thunder from down under to Montauk years ago and has been slaying them from behind the stick ever since. Aussie Pete grew up in Sydney's famous Bondi Beach and is Australia's first human to be raised by a family of marsupials.
Position: HEAD OF SECURITY, T-UNIT
Name: ROB AKA SOUTH AFRICAN ROB
Signature Drink: MAGNERS & A SHOT OF JAEGER, WITH A JAEGER CHASER
The "enkulu inyamazane" aka the large gazelle, is the only known white boy in South Africa to be adopted by the Zulu Tribe. Many years of hunting zebra and chasing hyenas has shaped this fierce Zulu warrior into the fine gentleman he is today. Watch out - he may just give you a small taste of some traditional tribal dance.
Signature drink: JAGER BOMBS
A Montauk girl, born and raised, Hannah's noticeably large enthusiasm for life helps keep The Sloppy Tuna afloat. After years gracing the beaches of Montauk with her winning smile, she now happily quenches the thirst of parched crowds in The Tuna Can.
"Come check out my jager bombs"